Tom Blakenship, My Morning Jacket's formidable, talented, handsome, funny and kind bassist, is an upstanding member of the community and fine father to his dog, Cora and cat, Bea Arthur.Here's his take on The LP Questionnaire:
Name: Tom Blankenship
Pro Wrestling Name: Prince Meathead
1. Pretend it's 1991. Name three songs you'd put on a mix tape for your girlfriend:
1) Timmy T "One More Try"
2) Red Hot Chili Peppers "I Could Have Lied"
3) Faith No More "Zombie Eaters" (because any song that starts slow and acoustic will always woo the ladies, even if the song includes lyrics like: "So hug me and kiss me/Then wipe my butt and piss me")
2. Which evil villain would make the best president? Serpentor. The dude was created using extracted DNA from Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Attila the Hun, Philip II of Macedon, Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, Vlad the Impaler, Genghis Khan, and Grigori Rasputin.. really, how can he be any worse than our current president? Plus, who wouldn't follow orders from a leader who flew around on an "air chariot" and ended every sentence with "This, I Command!"? Oh, and the costume.. his head looks like it's being puked up by a giant golden cobra.
3. What was your favorite cartoon as a child? Umm... G.I. Joe.
4. What superpower do you wish you had? Invulnerability: a lifetime of jumping off roofs, playing with fire and reckless driving.
5. What would the title of your autobiography be? Uh-Oh! The Van Have Started To Move: Life From the Front Bench of a Ford Econoline
On deck for The LP Questionnaire: My Morning Jacket members Patrick Hallahan, Carl Broemel, Bo Koster and Jim James.
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