I woke up this morning and watched Ann Coulter on CBS' Early Show. Why do I hate myself? Seriously. However, if I have to suffer, you do, too! Hee hee!
Further to the disturbing tenor of the last 13 hours, I submit this... Richard Simmons on CNN...molesting the interviewer's foot.
However, I'm not all about the grody here at Velocity Central and so I offer this as a panacea for the last two clips.
Anderson Cooper hosting the first ever Presidential Dog Debate. Just when I think I could not love him any more...