Taiwan vs Leno vs Conan vs Zucker vs Letterman

This aired on Conan a couple nights ago. Well played, Taiwan. Well played.

Leno vs Leno

Jay's 2004 Announcement - watch more funny videos

Oopsie. I guess he should have qualified this statement with "Until seven months later when I decide I don't want out and Jeff Zucker and I decide to screw him."

That being said, for some reason I remember Jay not really wanting to leave and sort of being forced to give up The Tonight Show despite what he says here. Am I on crack?

Kimmel vs Leno

Ouch. Almost felt sorry for Leno that he had to suffer through this because it's the most brutal attack so far in the Late Night Wars.

By all accounts, including people I've known who were on The Tonight Show, Leno's always been a nice guy. What happened? Unfortunately, Jeff Zucker, who seems to have been a jerk then, jerk now, made it you survive or Conan does and self-preservation won out. I don't know, that's just my guess.

In some ways I find it a bit funny strange that we've all banded together to choose sides between one incredibly wealthy person vs another. Then again, not all things are about money, are they? It feels like Leno got kind of mean (which definitely doesn't work for him in the way it does for Letterman) and definitely unfunny years ago while Conan's won fans with self-deprecation and charm.

Still Team Coco but starting to feel like I'm rubbernecking.

Hitler vs Leno vs Conan

Err... warning, some swear words.



This one's still my favorite, though...

Letterman vs Leno vs Conan

Law & Order: Leno Victims Unit

I'm Team Coco all the way...


Especially after reading Conan's statement today.

What do you guys think?

Song For A Day - Disco 2000

Some Pulp goodness to send you off into this good Friday night. Do you guys watch Later With Jools Holland? It airs here on Ovation and is some quality TV programming.

Not quality TV programming is what NBC is doing to Conan O'Brien. I guess NBC thinks being fourth isn't bad enough... they have to be jerks, too. Fascinating stuff.

So, that Tom guy is away this weekend... first time in the new house by myself... no, that's not an invitation for anyone to come kill me in my sleep or anything (I have a security system and small arsenal!)... I am slightly sad but this is good practice for next year. I mean this year. Now I can spend two days watching all the bad TV I want! Too bad there's not a Hoarders marathon on!

Also, I tried to post this earlier, but it got screwed up... Again, words to live by:


Okay, I go back to work now.

NBC Fallen for Fallon

Jimmy Fallon is taking over for Conan O'Brien when Conan O'Brien takes over for Jay Leno.

The only funny person in this equation is Conan O'Brien.