Paul Verhoeven is probably going to hell (and not for directing Showgirls, as you might expect). Of course, this is provided that hell exists.
Hillary Clinton won Pennsylvania. I guess my last minute bid for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to take the presidency is rather fruitless. I listen to Barack Obama, and I want to believe but I just can't. Call me a cynic, but I've seen the Emperor and I'm just not sure about what he's wearing.
Apparently Jay-Z and Beyonce are getting married. Do people care?
I want waffles!
Ms. P
Wait, I thought Jay-Z and Beyonce were already married. I heard they got hitched earlier this month and even got tattoo wedding bands. (Yes, I do care and yes, I know that's sad).
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